Santa: Tujhe Apna Laptop Bada Karvana Chahiye! Banta: Ha Yaar To Fir Ismen Se Vindo Nikalwa Ke Darvaja Lagva Laun?
Santa Phon Par Buhat Dhimi Aavaj Men Kisi Se Baat Kar Raha Tha! Banta: Kaun Hai? Santa: Bahin Hai! Banta: Fir Itni Dhimi Aavaj Men Kis Liye? Santa: Teri Hai Isliye!
Ghanta: 70 Saal Ka Ho Gaya Hu Sochta Hu Shadi Kar Lun! Santa: Ha Shadi Jarur Karni Chahiye! Ghanta: Kunwari Se Karu Ya Vidhva Se? Santa: Kunwari Se Karle Vidhva To Apne Aap Ho Jayegi!
Bos Ne Santa Se Sinema Ke 2 Corner Ticket Lane Ke Liye Kaha! Santa 2 Corner Ticket Kharid Kar Laya A-1 Aur A-40!
Pappu Ek Din Sharab Pikar Ghar Aaya Aur Apane Pita Se Bachne Ke Liye Laptop Khol Ke Baith Gaya; Santa: Pi Ke Aaya Hai Kya? Pappu: Nahi Pita Ji; Santa: To Haramkhor Sutakes Khol Ke Kyon Baitha Hain!
Santa: Doctor Sahab Kya Aap Meri Sharaab Chhuda Sakte Hain? Doctor: Ha Ha Kyon Nahin! Santa: To Thik Hai Pulis Ne Meri 200 Botal Sharab Pakad Li Hain Aap Jaldi Se Use Chhuda Dijie!